愚人节剧本

篇一:《愚人节》电影完整版

愚人节 エイプリルフールズ (2015)

导演:石川淳一 编剧:古泽良太 主演:户田惠梨香 / 松坂桃李 / 里见浩太朗 / 富司纯子 / 中山裕介 / 更多... 类型:喜剧 制片国家/地区:日本 语言:日语 上映日期:2015-04-01(日本) 片长:120分钟 又名:April Fools

剧情简介

户田惠梨香将主演明年4月1日上映的电影《愚人节》,男主角由松坂桃李担任。制作班底由《LEGAL HIGH》工作人员进行原创。影片会让人不禁觉得“只有在电影院才能享受到的娱乐!”,是一部有笑有泪,时而捧腹大笑,时而觉得傻的令人不好意思的空前作品!

影片短评

LH班底除了雅人叔和甜甜都到齐了,可惜剧情老套,比LH差太多。笑点在浦上弟弟的ビヨン,哭点在ヤグザ和女儿的故事,亮点大概在夜樱ww

古沢这回走的居然是鸡汤风,有些没料到。虽然叙事手法、人物、故事框架都不是那么巧妙和精细,同类型的影片也不少,但是我喜欢,好久没遇到能够一口气看下来不暂停的片子了,意料之外的不错。

本人是古泽良太坚定的脑残粉,就是讨打那个角色较她本人一贯的演技是不是有点太勉强。因为她,桃李试图浮夸的卖力我反而接受了。

服部叔三木性感女助手阿拉伯王子都有出演~还有户田惠梨香洼田正孝泷藤贤一超豪华班底~果然是李狗嗨编剧,还埋了一枚李狗嗨相关彩蛋啊哈哈哈?洼田正孝掰弯基友,户田又演神经质,服部叔到哪里都多才多艺,每个故事都互相关联有笑有泪。看完特治愈~

古泽良太脚本相当不错,这么多人物线索最后都能巧妙串联起来,故事很不错,笑点和泪点都不少,很喜欢里见浩太朗、寺岛进和浦上晟周的部分,梨子的对人恐怖症患者演的很好啊,又一个神经质角色??作为一个喜剧片已经不错了,如果再紧凑一点就更好了。收藏个高清版本,以后每年愚人节拿出来看一遍。

一群温暖的傻瓜!全程都在——哈哈哈——卧槽——哈哈哈。虽然古泽写群像剧本和三谷大神还是有差距,最喜欢亲爹绑架囡和乔装皇室老夫妻的故事。ps 我梨果然适合演非正常人(喂。)

谎言既是罪恶,但偶尔,谎言也能创造奇迹!【放在好莱坞都是难得一见的好剧本,可惜就是霓虹国的导演和演员太刻意用力,导致一出不协调的堪称失败的喜剧表达。有人说本片最大的谎言:这是喜剧!其实这句话并不全是赞美】

篇二:Fool愚人节的故事英语话剧剧本

Fool愚人节的故事英语话剧剧本

Fool

by Sonia Tiao刁青琅

6人.有趣的剧本,讲他们愚人节怎么整人的.

人物

Cecily:Sue’s boss

Faith: Sue’s friend

Jodie: Policewoman

Sue:Sue

Vicky:Guest

Zoe:Sue’s friend

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Today is March 31st. Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Cecily and Jodie are talking. Faith and Zoe want to give their good friend, Sue, a “happy” Fool’s Day.

Faith: I think we need to prepare a lot.

Zoe: You’re right. Thus, we have Vicky and Jodie. Jodie is my friend and she is a policewoman. Oh…I almost forget, we also have Sue’s boss Cecily.

Vicky: And what should I do?

Faith: Mmm…, I think you just do what you usually do.

Vicky: WHAT??

Zoe: She means you will not have to change yourself. And tomorrow you have to go to Cecily’s coffee shop to buy something.

Vicky: Oh, I see. Just buy something?

Faith: Zoe says you need to find Sue (Take out Sue’s picture to Vicky and Jodie also looks at it). See, this is Sue. And buy things from her.

Zoe: I think you can do a good job. (pat Vicky’ s shoulder.)

Faith: Jodie, then, it’s your turn. Tomorrow morning, you have to give Sue a fine because…

Jodie: I know I know and next?

Zoe: Next, she’ll be late to work.

Cecily:And I can cut down her salary. Ha Ha Ha. (laugh)

Vicky: How much you want to cut down? A half day?

Cecily:No, No, No. A half month.

Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Jodie are laughing.

Faith: OK, after her job, she’ll go home, and Jodie, again, you know what I mean?

Jodie: Yes, I see. It’s that like? “Oh! “, there is someone sitting by you (to Zoe) he doesn’t even have a head.

Zoe: Me? Where? (Scared)

Faith: Yeah, yeah, good job.

Cecily and Vicky are laughing.

Vicky: Then, that’s all?

Zoe: Yes, basically yes. But we also need a phone call to make sure she will go home very soon.

Cecily:How about talk her that “You’re house is on fire.” And I’ll let her home early. But who will call her?

Jodie: Don’t worry, Zoe will do it.

Zoe: OK. The last, remember tomorrow 9:00pm at Sue’s home. We’ll be waiting for

the poor baby.

Vicky, Faith, Cecily, Jodie: Poor baby.

Zoe: Any questions?

V, F, C, J: No.

Jodie: Cheers! Wish everything is “fine”.

V, F, Z, C: Cheers!

They drink together.

At the day. Sue has a bad morning at the beginning.

Sue: Oh my god. (feel scared and look at the alarm clock) I’m late. My boss

will kill me (shouted).

Then she goes to work immediately. She rides her motorcycle over speed and the policewoman Jodie stops her.

Jodie: (blow a whistle) Hey, stop! Stop! Do you know you drive too fast and exceed the speed limit a lot?

Sue: (feel wronged) Sorry…I…. (stammer)

Jodie: (interrupt Sue) Don’t speak anymore! And don’t argue with me.

Sue: (pleadingly) But….could you let me go, please.

Jodie: No way!! (Resolutely)

Sue gives up and get the fine from Jodie.

In the coffee shop—When Sue gets to the shop, she finds that her boss Cecily is busying in the bar.

Sue: Sorry, sorry…(still apologize to her boss) I’m so sorry that I’m late.

Cecily:(glare at Sue) Don’t say anything at this time. You should do you work right now.

Sue: (stun) OK…I’ll do at once.

Cecily:Go away. Don’t stay in my way.

Then Sue wears her uniform and does her work.

Vicky: Waitress. Come here! (raises her hand and feels angry)

Sue goes there very quickly.

Sue: May I help you?

Vicky: (speak louder) Where is my meal? I’m waiting for a long long long time.

Sue: Sorry. I’ll go to check right away. (goes to a kitchen)

Five minutes later…………

Vicky: (clap the table) Hey ~ you! Do you know my time is very precious?

Sue: Sorry… It’s my fault.

Vicky: Do you know who I am?

Sue: Excuse me. Who are you?

Vicky: You don’t know me? Call your boss. I want to see your boss right now.

(Cecily comes over)

Vicky: Your waitress doesn’t know who I am.

Cecily:What? She doesn’t know who you are. I am really sorry. (turn to Sue) She is our VIP. (turn to Vicky) I’m very sorry for our service. The meal is fre(本文来自:wwW.xIAocAofaNwEn.com 小 草范 文 网:愚人节剧本)e. (turn to Sue) Sue, take meal for her quickly.

(After work)

Cecily: Hey~ Sue. I don’t think you did a good job today.

Sue: But I…Cecily: I don’t want to listen to any excuse. After all, you made a big mistake at first. (Sue can’t say anything)

Cecily:I decide to cut down half of your salary for this month.

Sue: Oh, please don’t do that to me! I promise I won’t make any mistake any more

Cecily:Or you want to get fired.

Sue: Ok… I’ll do my best in the future.

Sue accepts this fact and goes home.

After work, Zoe tells Sue that her home was on fire. Sue goes home immediately.(on her way home)

Sue: God damn it! Today is not my day.

(She is in a bad mood and ride fast. Then the cell phone rings….then Sue answers, but there is nobody talks on the phone. Few minutes later, the phone rings again, still the same condition as before. Later, a police stops her on the road…)

Police: Stop, please! (Gestures…)…Miss, the person behind you doesn’t wear a hamlet.

Sue: (Shocked…) What?! Only I ride my motorcycle, and there is nobody behind me at all, ok?

Police: I’m sure there’s a girl sitting behind you, she looks pale and has long hair. Look! She is staring at you now with a smile….Wait…gosh! She looks like one of my friends who died two years ago..!

Sue: What?! I don’t believe you, police! There’s really nobody behind me and don’t scare me, all right?

Police: (Scared) well…well…you just go…gosh! How Terrible it is…!

Sue: (Very scared) Oh, my god! Is it real? Or it’s really a ……behind me?! Please don’t scare me, ok? Tell me it’s all nonsense…I got to go …!!

Police: Go, go ,go….and believe it or not! Be careful!

(Sue is going home….Sue rushes through to go home anxiously. She just wants to know if her house is ok.)

Sue: Fire! Where is the fire?

Sue looks at the house for a while. Nothing happened to it.

Sue: There is no fire. Why the light on?

篇三:Fool愚人节的故事英语话剧剧本6人

Fool

by Sonia Tiao刁青琅

6人.有趣的剧本,讲他们愚人节怎么整人的.

人物

Cecily:Sue’s boss

Faith: Sue’s friend

Jodie: Policewoman

Sue:Sue

Vicky:Guest

Zoe:Sue’s friend

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Today is March 31st. Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Cecily and Jodie are talking. Faith and Zoe want to give their good friend, Sue, a “happy” Fool’s Day.

Faith: I think we need to prepare a lot.

Zoe: You’re right. Thus, we have Vicky and Jodie. Jodie is my friend and she is a policewoman. Oh…I almost forget, we also have Sue’s boss Cecily.

Vicky: And what should I do?

Faith: Mmm…, I think you just do what you usually do.

Vicky: WHAT??

Zoe: She means you will not have to change yourself. And tomorrow you have to go to Cecily’s coffee shop to buy something.

Vicky: Oh, I see. Just buy something?

Faith: Zoe says you need to find Sue (Take out Sue’s picture to Vicky and Jodie also looks at it). See, this is Sue. And buy things from her.

Zoe: I think you can do a good job. (pat Vicky’ s shoulder.)

Faith: Jodie, then, it’s your turn. Tomorrow morning, you have to give Sue a fine because… Jodie: I know I know and next?

Zoe: Next, she’ll be late to work.

Cecily:And I can cut down her salary. Ha Ha Ha. (laugh)

Vicky: How much you want to cut down? A half day?

Cecily:No, No, No. A half month.

Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Jodie are laughing.

Faith: OK, after her job, she’ll go home, and Jodie, again, you know what I mean?

Jodie: Yes, I see. It’s that like? “Oh! “, there is someone sitting by you (to Zoe) he doesn’t even have a head.

Zoe: Me? Where? (Scared)

Faith: Yeah, yeah, good job.

Cecily and Vicky are laughing.

Vicky: Then, that’s all?

Zoe: Yes, basically yes. But we also need a phone call to make sure she will go home very soon. Cecily:How about talk her that “You’re house is on fire.” And I’ll let her home early. But who will call her?

Jodie: Don’t worry, Zoe will do it.

Zoe: OK. The last, remember tomorrow 9:00pm at Sue’s home. We’ll be waiting for the poor baby. Vicky, Faith, Cecily, Jodie: Poor baby.

Zoe: Any questions?

V, F, C, J: No.

Jodie: Cheers! Wish everything is “fine”.

V, F, Z, C: Cheers!

They drink together.

At the day. Sue has a bad morning at the beginning.

Sue: Oh my god. (feel scared and look at the alarm clock) I’m late. My boss

will kill me (shouted).

Then she goes to work immediately. She rides her motorcycle over speed and the policewoman Jodie stops her.

Jodie: (blow a whistle) Hey, stop! Stop! Do you know you drive too fast and exceed the speed limit a lot?

Sue: (feel wronged) Sorry…I…. (stammer)

Jodie: (interrupt Sue) Don’t speak anymore! And don’t argue with me.

Sue: (pleadingly) But….could you let me go, please.

Jodie: No way!! (Resolutely)

Sue gives up and get the fine from Jodie.

In the coffee shop—When Sue gets to the shop, she finds that her boss Cecily is busying in the bar. Sue: Sorry, sorry…(still apologize to her boss) I’m so sorry that I’m late.

Cecily:(glare at Sue) Don’t say anything at this time. You should do you work right now. Sue: (stun) OK…I’ll do at once.

Cecily:Go away. Don’t stay in my way.

Then Sue wears her uniform and does her work.

Vicky: Waitress. Come here! (raises her hand and feels angry)

Sue goes there very quickly.

Sue: May I help you?

Vicky: (speak louder) Where is my meal? I’m waiting for a long long long time.

Sue: Sorry. I’ll go to check right away. (goes to a kitchen)

Five minutes later…………

Vicky: (clap the table) Hey ~ you! Do you know my time is very precious?

Sue: Sorry… It’s my fault.

Vicky: Do you know who I am?

Sue: Excuse me. Who are you?

Vicky: You don’t know me? Call your boss. I want to see your boss right now.

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Vicky: Your waitress doesn’t know who I am.

Cecily:What? She doesn’t know who you are. I am really sorry. (turn to Sue) She is our VIP. (turn to Vicky) I’m very sorry for our service. The meal is free. (turn to Sue) Sue, take meal for her quickly. (After work)

Cecily: Hey~ Sue. I don’t think you did a good job today.

Sue: But I…Cecily: I don’t want to listen to any excuse. After all, you made a big mistake at first. (Sue can’t say anything)

Cecily:I decide to cut down half of your salary for this month.

Sue: Oh, please don’t do that to me! I promise I won’t make any mistake any more

Cecily:Or you want to get fired.

Sue: Ok… I’ll do my best in the future.

Sue accepts this fact and goes home.

After work, Zoe tells Sue that her home was on fire. Sue goes home immediately.(on her way home) Sue: God damn it! Today is not my day.

(She is in a bad mood and ride fast. Then the cell phone rings….then Sue answers, but there is nobody talks on the phone. Few minutes later, the phone rings again, still the same condition as before. Later, a police stops her on the road…)

Police: Stop, please! (Gestures…)…Miss, the person behind you doesn’t wear a hamlet.

Sue: (Shocked…) What?! Only I ride my motorcycle, and there is nobody behind me at all, ok? Police: I’m sure there’s a girl sitting behind you, she looks pale and has long hair. Look! She is staring at you now with a smile….Wait…gosh! She looks like one of my friends who died two years ago..! Sue: What?! I don’t believe you, police! There’s really nobody behind me and don’t scare me, all right?

Police: (Scared) well…well…you just go…gosh! How Terrible it is…!

Sue: (Very scared) Oh, my god! Is it real? Or it’s really a ……behind me?! Please don’t scare me, ok? Tell me it’s all nonsense…I got to go …!!

Police: Go, go ,go….and believe it or not! Be careful!

(Sue is going home….Sue rushes through to go home anxiously. She just wants to know if her house is ok.)

Sue: Fire! Where is the fire?

Sue looks at the house for a while. Nothing happened to it.

Sue: There is no fire. Why the light on?

Sue opens the door carefully. She is afraid that a thief is at her house now.

Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky:Surprise! Happy Fool’s Day!

Sue sees the policewoman and the customer who make trouble to her. Sue doesn’t understand why they are here.

Sue: What’s going on here?

Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky:Ha~Ha~ You are the fool today. Sue: Oh! You guys! Why do you treat me in this way? Zoe, Cecily, Faith: Because you are our good friend.

Sue laughs helplessly.

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